By Anonymous - 27/08/2012 07:29 - United States - Brockton

Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no other choice but to walk home. I got to my house and realized I'd left the front door key and garage clicker in my car 5 miles away. FML
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sarah2144 14

Well, at least you got a good workout! Haha.

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thawny_fml 21

I bet you were pretty tired after that flat effort.

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DocBastard 38

That reminds me of an old adage: Lack of preparation on your part makes you look like an idiot. Hm...maybe that's not exactly how it goes. Hell, it's still true.

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perdix 29

I think the old adage goes: Lack of Preparation H makes you a pain in the ass.

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j_cat187 19

18 Oddly enough, that old adage reminds me of preparation H from Goldmember.

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perdix 29

Bust out a window or 10 more miles of walking. Seem like a no-brainier to me, but I've got to consider the intellect I'm dealing with here. On a side note, try to make some friends.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Oh, CLIMB the drainPIPE! I could swear it was dig through the drainage ditch. That would explain a lot. Noor and her horrible directions. *Casuallly climbs out of ditch*

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ManInTheMachine 19

Oh? *Trips over foot* Clumsy me! I seem to have fallen back down into the ditch. Oh, look, this tunnel seems to have a light at the end. Hmm. Whips and chains. They must be for the bulldog! I'm sure I can find the owner an ask them for directions.

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cali4eva 12

Well, at least you will get in your daily exercise with that 15 miles of walking!

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celine21_fml 0

I think It would be actually 20 miles of walking. Once from his car to his house then back because he forgot the key then back home and then back to the car again.

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jenniiienyc 5

Hopefully you were able to call someone for a ride back to your car!

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krewer21 1

Ok, so the garage door opener usually stays in the car. Got it, but the keys? Shouldn't they be in your pants pocket? Essential elements, keys, wallet, cell!?

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christopherryan 0

Well OP you got 4 choices, break a window, kick the door down, climb through the chimney, or walk 5 miles there and back. Personally I would break the window, but then again I'm not you so maybe you wanna feel like a bad ass and kick your door down, either way good luck and happy trails

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crazy4uboi 6

Someones got their exercise for the year!

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christopherryan 0

Damn if all I needed was 15 miles of excercise a year I would be fit as hell, but alas I'm a little chubby :(

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GypsyRover 0

Well,you made it home. I would ask a neighbor for help. Shit happens op. Sorry.

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RedPillSucks 31

Lucky for you, its not winter in Massachusetts

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