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That reminds me of an old adage: Lack of preparation on your part makes you look like an idiot. Hm...maybe that's not exactly how it goes. Hell, it's still true.
18 Oddly enough, that old adage reminds me of preparation H from Goldmember.
Bust out a window or 10 more miles of walking. Seem like a no-brainier to me, but I've got to consider the intellect I'm dealing with here. On a side note, try to make some friends.
Oh, CLIMB the drainPIPE! I could swear it was dig through the drainage ditch. That would explain a lot. Noor and her horrible directions. *Casuallly climbs out of ditch*
Oh? *Trips over foot* Clumsy me! I seem to have fallen back down into the ditch. Oh, look, this tunnel seems to have a light at the end. Hmm. Whips and chains. They must be for the bulldog! I'm sure I can find the owner an ask them for directions.
Well, at least you will get in your daily exercise with that 15 miles of walking!
Ok, so the garage door opener usually stays in the car. Got it, but the keys? Shouldn't they be in your pants pocket? Essential elements, keys, wallet, cell!?
Well OP you got 4 choices, break a window, kick the door down, climb through the chimney, or walk 5 miles there and back. Personally I would break the window, but then again I'm not you so maybe you wanna feel like a bad ass and kick your door down, either way good luck and happy trails
Damn if all I needed was 15 miles of excercise a year I would be fit as hell, but alas I'm a little chubby :(
Well,you made it home. I would ask a neighbor for help. Shit happens op. Sorry.
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Well, at least you got a good workout! Haha.
I bet you were pretty tired after that flat effort.