Miscellaneous: Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no...

By Anonymous - 27/08/2012 07:29 - United States - Brockton

Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no other choice but to walk home. I got to my house and realized I'd left the front door key and garage clicker in my car 5 miles away. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2023 06:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I left home to go to work, only to find that my car had a flat tyre. No problem, I thought, I'll just change it. That's when I discovered that I'd left my spare tyre at the mechanic's last time I had a flat. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2021 09:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML

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By marcy_89 - 23/07/2019 16:01

Today, with 3 miles left of a 16-mile bike ride, I got a flat tire and had to push my bike back to my car. FML

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By yuuupyup - 18/04/2012 00:55 - United States - Somerset

Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML

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By Kaluhaluha - 25/08/2018 13:00

Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML

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By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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By alucas3 - 29/05/2016 20:14 - United States

Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML

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By Gimmie a spare - 19/04/2016 20:45 - United States - Memphis

Today, as usual, I went to pick up my brother and sister from school in the rain. When we got to my truck, I realized I had locked us out. We had to walk home in the rain, only to find the spare house key had not been put back in its spot since the last time it was used. FML

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Monday 27 August 2012 16:10

Well, at least you got a good workout! Haha.

thawny_fml 21

Monday 27 August 2012 16:11

I bet you were pretty tired after that flat effort.

Comments

Natalle11 6

Monday 27 August 2012 23:00

At least 5 miles isn't that far. (:

Pikachu17 13

Monday 27 August 2012 23:12

Oh man, that sucks, I bet you walked back to your car only to see it was locked and you couldn't get in

NayrGuy 0

Monday 27 August 2012 23:18

Id just fall asleep in my backyard, screw caring for that day.

Benlop_fml 15

Monday 27 August 2012 23:35

You let yourself down..

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 28 August 2012 0:14

Walking is good for the heart sooo be happy be healthy!

WhyCantIDoRight 5

Tuesday 28 August 2012 0:54

Damn, So you had to walk 15 miles then?

Rockarolla306 4

Tuesday 28 August 2012 0:58

Not having keys on you is more retarded than not checking your spare tire.. but yeah I've been in situation just like that twice

twilightriforce 10

Tuesday 28 August 2012 1:01

There and back again.

JDM_Rivas 0

Tuesday 28 August 2012 1:33

That's why you keep your house keys on the same ring that you have your car keys on

alycion 38

Tuesday 28 August 2012 2:14

Wait. So you have two ways into your home in your car? Which also has your registration with your address? So where is the car again? I have some umm shopping I need to do. I can fix the tire while I'm out for you if you'd like.