Love: Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I...

By Anonymous - 09/04/2015 15:10 - United States

Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML

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By BatBee - 03/08/2016 02:29 - United States - Princeton

Today, my husband and I were talking about how we missed our sexting from when we were dating, so later I took a bath and texted him while he was relaxing in bed. His response ? "I'm tired and hurry up I need to poop." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2014 23:38 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2018 01:30

Today, I was woken up by an overly sappy good morning text from my boyfriend, complete with kissy-face images. Before I could text him back, he sent a follow-up. "Oops. Wrong person." Wait, what? FML

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By wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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Taco Bell, huh?

By tanya - 25/10/2010 12:32 - Canada

Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML

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By Kay - 03/02/2011 05:33

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

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lulinator 40

Friday 10 April 2015 0:09

That's love right there.

xxlinneamxx 17

Friday 10 April 2015 0:04

It's a start isn't it?

Comments

Kidjazzin 17

Friday 10 April 2015 4:23

I have no words.

VeganDarkLight 31

Friday 10 April 2015 15:04

Yet you managed to write 4.

ezrajab 22

Friday 10 April 2015 4:24

I wish some people had.common sense

iseebearbears 27

Friday 10 April 2015 4:25

You mean you don't send him photos like that as well? Where's the love?

luvthewayulie 20

Friday 10 April 2015 4:52

That's funny! A guy with a sense of humor!!

band_geek 18

Friday 10 April 2015 4:56

Look on the bright side: At least it wasn't a picture with another girl, right?

SwagmastaDri 4

Friday 10 April 2015 5:13

Happens to me all the time!

Boren 11

Friday 10 April 2015 5:13

well at least he was taking a dump, not dumping you...

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Friday 10 April 2015 9:09

Your comment is the best by far. I'm sorry it got buried.

SammieIsabella 15

Friday 10 April 2015 5:48

Boys can be so gross.

marks461 6

Friday 10 April 2015 5:53

Sometimes shitty love as the best you can hope for

aimeroni 12

Friday 10 April 2015 6:29

Sounds like something my boyfriend would do.Although it is funny sometimes a girl really needs a sweet good morning text instead of a silly one.

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