Love: Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I...

By Anonymous - 09/04/2015 15:10 - United States

Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML

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By BatBee - 03/08/2016 02:29 - United States - Princeton

Today, my husband and I were talking about how we missed our sexting from when we were dating, so later I took a bath and texted him while he was relaxing in bed. His response ? "I'm tired and hurry up I need to poop." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2014 23:38 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2018 01:30

Today, I was woken up by an overly sappy good morning text from my boyfriend, complete with kissy-face images. Before I could text him back, he sent a follow-up. "Oops. Wrong person." Wait, what? FML

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By wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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Taco Bell, huh?

By tanya - 25/10/2010 12:32 - Canada

Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML

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By Kay - 03/02/2011 05:33

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

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lulinator 40

Friday 10 April 2015 0:09

That's love right there.

xxlinneamxx 17

Friday 10 April 2015 0:04

It's a start isn't it?

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bekkylove22 23

Friday 10 April 2015 0:07

Hahahaha this is brilliant and hilarious!! I received a similar one. I laughed so much that I woke up my sister.

lulinator 40

Friday 10 April 2015 0:09

That's love right there.

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 10 April 2015 2:10

Time to flush your dreams of romance.

socialproduct 19

Friday 10 April 2015 3:53

If you love the morning texts you gotta love the morning routine.

Cassandra2015 21

Friday 10 April 2015 0:10

Relationships at its finest .

Epickitty58 29

Friday 10 April 2015 0:10

At least he's involving you in his life. Not in the best way, but it's a start.

tranced_ 45

Friday 10 April 2015 0:11

Lol post it on facebook!

nphill82 21

Friday 10 April 2015 0:15

At least he was thinking of you ?

gracehi 31

Friday 10 April 2015 0:17

Any morning you take a shit is a good morning when you've been constipated.

drunk_crow 12

Friday 10 April 2015 0:44

Who said he was constipated

gracehi 31

Friday 10 April 2015 0:53

No one. It was a humorous speculation.

Amy138593 3

Friday 10 April 2015 0:17

Don't worry folks, I thought it was hilarious and I laughed so hard I was crying. Just thought it would make a good FML!

PennyLane27 32

Friday 10 April 2015 0:19

bahaha! THAT Is love on a whole 'nother level!

A_Little_Girl77 12

Friday 10 April 2015 6:09

Lol, right? You know you love someone when you take pictures of yourself pooping. I thought everybody knew that. XD

allynicki14 16

Friday 10 April 2015 0:21

Same thing happens to me

mads_nicole 19

Friday 10 April 2015 0:21

Awh, how romantic

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