Miscellaneous: Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to...

By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML

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By Kellye - 16/09/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 06:43 - United States

Today, I called my dad, because I haven't spoken to him in a while, and I wanted to invite him to my graduation in May. When he picked up, I said, "Hey, how have you been, dad?" He scoffed, "Wrong number" and hung up the phone. FML

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That was quick

By dumbdad - 08/09/2010 00:25 - United States

Today, my estranged dad drunk-dialed me at 4 a.m. to apologize, and to make amends. After crying and forgiving, we hung up. Minutes later, he called back to retract everything he said after remembering how I was rude to him at a party 3 years ago. FML

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By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 22:22 - United States

Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML

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By lyssanthamum - 09/04/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2019 04:03

Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML

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By Jer - 11/10/2009 00:30 - United States

Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 16:14 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, my estranged father, with whom I haven't spoken in years, called me and demanded to know where his Father's Day gift was. FML

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By Boo - 08/08/2019 08:01 - Australia

Today, I finally had a phone call after a week of nothing. It was my mother. It was by accident. FML

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CaptainDDL 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:54

That's ****** up.

mojo_jojo 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:57

Please. He probably called you and hung up on purpose to make you feel like crap.

Comments

sunshyne84_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 2:07

u should have known better...... I see u were hoping things had changed, but at least u got to see what an ass he is. I'm sure you're better off without him. He probably only kept the number to make sure not to answer it if u ever called him. I'm wondering how he had it to begin with if he didn't care for you? Sometimes parents suck, unfortunately we can't pick and choose.

Chris93Jones 20

Tuesday 6 August 2013 12:24

he could be screening the calls, would be why he is keeping the number

TeenTiger 0

Friday 10 April 2009 2:07

I agree with #5, he must still care about you still, if I hated you I would have removed your contact info.

LenWK 0

Friday 10 April 2009 2:08

Why doesn't he want to have anything to do with you? I have a feeling we're missing a big part of this story.

sunshyne84_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 2:10

#11 Having a shitty dad is nothing to be glad about.

djqlue 0

Friday 10 April 2009 2:11

I don't know what you could have done but there is nothing in the world that could justify ignoring your child. That's ****** up. I'm sorry

Calaura9 0

Friday 10 April 2009 2:18

Did he find out you were gay? I find nothing wrong with it but that's what I figure because chicks have to be strung out on drugs and selling their bodies for daddy to stop caring. And unless you killed someone in the family and you're using the computer and phone from jail, I have concluded that you are gay.