By Urgghh - 16/05/2013 21:36 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I got a mosquito bite on my chest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it has swollen my left breast a cup size. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "Hey look! I can finally see one of them." FML
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Grand_Cookie 21

Hehe! That's funny. I'm sure you have very nice boobies, so relax and tell him his junk is small like a normal person.

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perdix 29

I'll never understand guys who have flat-chested girlfriends joking or complaining of their lack of boobage. If that bothers you so much, don't go out with her. Otherwise, shut your stupid mouth and love her for everything else.

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JACKxRAWR 22

Here, take these sunglasses. ... YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

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beachbum_101 16

Hahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhaaahhhahahhaahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhaahahhahahahahhaahh omg

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PenguinBitch 43

A simple "lol" could have been less obnoxious you know.

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AshaaFerreira 22

I would recommend to just laugh (in person) and move on next time...

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Jaxx66 21

After all that, I was REALLY hoping you'd say 'Narf!' .... Alas, my hopes have been dashed.

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perdix 29

I'll never understand guys who have flat-chested girlfriends joking or complaining of their lack of boobage. If that bothers you so much, don't go out with her. Otherwise, shut your stupid mouth and love her for everything else.

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Fluffydemise 18

I took a different route. I grew my own. I play with them when I'm lonely. xD

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Faff 20

I think that's pretty shallow of you to say. In a relationship you should be able to joke about these kind of things.

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awkward_gothlady 32

Not necessarily. I think if you're in a relationship with someone, you should eventually figure out which things are ok to joke about and which are not.

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Fsvb 32

but you should be really sure of what is okay and what is not. Self-esteem issue's can be very dangerous to play with and we women can hide well what hurts us.

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annie_nk 22

A cup size?! Damn, and I thought my half dollar size welts were bad. Get yourself some Benadryl or something.

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Zebediabolical 39

To hell with that. Get yourself some mosquito bite extract and sell it as the next big thing for cosmetic procedures!

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annie_nk 22

Anytime they wanna go up a cup size, give em a little scratch. ;)

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ltaper11 20

Well it's safe to say you have some mosquito bites lol

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mfmylifesrsly 29

You should reply "A mosquito should bite your dick so then I can see it." Also don't take what he said to heart, he was most lilely joking. Esp if you don't have small boobs. And if you do, small boobs are cute :). You boyfriend seems like a dick but kinda funny.

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SuperDanielNL 23

Hate to give this advise, but kick him in the balls next time and as they swell up, casually make the same remark.

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eMurpH 9

Is a sense of humor really hard to come by these days? It was a joke. No need to think your life is ******.

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perdix 29

I'll bet keeping pet mosquitos is a lot cheaper than a boob job.

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worldclassrager 39

He'll be saddened soon...allergic reactions are the worst..,

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