Miscellaneous: Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old...

By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 13:28 - Canada

Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML

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By Kere - 03/02/2011 16:42 - Sweden

Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML

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By Ignored - 11/04/2011 09:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML

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By mikeyamazing - 28/12/2009 05:00 - France

Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact list a holiday message. Almost everyone replied back "who's this?" FML

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By Dummas - 15/01/2017 12:00

Today, I sent out an email asking people to contact me if they were not on our group's email list yet so that I could add them. I sent it out to the group list. They were quite amused. FML

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By Nox - 06/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

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By nhanley1 - 02/04/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, my cell phone broke. It wouldn't even turn on. I went online to access my account so that I could order a new phone. I couldn't remember my password. The phone company had an option of "forgot my password". Upon clicking I get a message saying "Your password will be sent to your phone". FML

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By meagainsttheworld - 26/10/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for an emergency contact. I realized I didn't have anyone who would actually care enough to be my contact. FML

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By bureaucracy - 29/01/2017 13:00 - United States - Bellingham

Today I went to the bus station to pick up a lost phone. Even after calling ahead the day before, I was turned away because I hadn't e-mailed. The website says to call and doesn't list an e-mail. I still don't have the phone. FML

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By Jodie - 03/02/2012 12:48 - Australia

Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML

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Thanks mom

By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 00:00

Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML

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ForestFire0 1

Monday 21 September 2009 20:16

Clearly, your friends don't want you to text or call them. You must be annoying

Toni818 0

Monday 21 September 2009 20:16

If you didn't put your name at the end of that statement then I probably wouldn't have responded either.

Comments

kile88 2

Friday 6 November 2009 15:48

ydi for expecting ppl to respond in five minutes. wait a few days. Maybe a week.. maybe a month.. maybe a- oh never bloody mind.

physicist48 0

Monday 26 September 2011 22:32

Maybe it's the misplaced exclamation point. It sounds bossy.

kasperc99 2

Sunday 8 January 2012 1:32

not many people use email anymore..try facebook.

razzl3erry 6

Thursday 16 February 2012 14:33

You opened yourself up for that one.

tr3vord 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 5:39

Who uses email anymore?

gman90210 18

Monday 8 October 2012 8:33

I know how ya feel no one family either mom sisters or children even call or text unless they want money. I am basically just an ATM and taking up space on this rock.