By fuck - 16/12/2014 21:04 - Norway - Slemmestad

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Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML
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karaaa_xo 10

Well that's one tenant that will never vacate the premises...

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jvfelicio 13

Contact the landlord. And tell him to smarten up next time!!

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WoldowJR 25

Well, how did you get--*looks at username,* ooohhhh...

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briang959 47

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....herpes.

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ligerzero459 24

Dang, worst neighbors ever. Always popping up to hang out at the worst times

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ThePols 11

There's still a chance you can be happy like the people in those herpes commercials. There is hope!

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Brandi_Faith 33

This make me think of when Joey did those std commercials on Friends. Funny episode. Best show!

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crazymike1976 3

Ever heard of condoms?

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SpartanMerc 18

Not a 100% chance to block herpes, skin to skin contact spreads it.

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xopher425 19

80% of the people in the world have herpes, and 90% of them do not even know they have it. No big deal, hopefully it'll be one outbreak and then nothing.

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kkruth 2

At first, I read that as "I gave my new down stairs neighbor herpes"

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