By Anonymous - 12/05/2011 07:54

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 514
You deserved it 5 697

Same thing different taste

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iAmScrubs 19

The people who sent it are out to get you. Tomorrow, you will receive roses and cut yourself on them too.

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doglover339 4

so what?!?!? dude its just a paper cut cmon be a man

848901 0

They just wanted to make sure that the sentiment matched, lol

"it's like rainnnnnn on your wedding day!..." that's ironic

if one more person says like " that's ironic" I'm going to shit a brick. the whole reason why he put this as an FML is because it's ironic. so stop pointing out the obvious like 50 times.

fluffysponges 0

And so you complain about it looking for sympathy?

Well, I'm going to say it too. "OMFG! That's like ironic and stuff!"

thisdue1775 0

today I got a cut while trying to open a bandage for another cut.