By Anonymous - 12/05/2011 07:54

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

The people who sent it are out to get you. Tomorrow, you will receive roses and cut yourself on them too.

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quickdog93 4

Who gives a ****, its a paper cut. Get over it.

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extremenoodles 0

Which is super ironic as your illness was caused by your haemophilia!

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khaya 9

Those cards really get dressed up sharply.

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crxb16 2

I see what you did there. good shit

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HeavyMetalViking 0

And if you're single OP, pick up the "Congratulations on your marriage" card don't blame me if you get a useless bum who's drunk all the time though.

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perdix 29

Don't touch a Mothers' Day card -- you'll get pregnant. I believe this would happen to you even if you are a dude.

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Night7 0

that's a pretty desperate thing for an emo cutter to do. unfortunately for the rest of us you didn't cut deep enough as you're still here with lame fmls. back to the drawing board idiot

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perdix 29

The OP. Didn't you read the whole story, or do you have such a bad case of ADD that you can't focus for an entire sentence?

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stephanie911_fml 0

I'm sorry my ADD is just..ugh my pillows are green.

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