By Anonymous - 12/05/2011 07:54

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

The people who sent it are out to get you. Tomorrow, you will receive roses and cut yourself on them too.

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Egnar 19

Oh ya? But some people have Stage 4 colon cancer?. . . Lets only vote on FMLs posted by people with terminal illnesses, fatal STDs and accident victims with little chance of survival - Lets see how long this website lasts! /sarcasmoff

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Tantalum 1

Actually, the card is referring to itself and the incident.

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goodfella925 0

a new final destination?

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sharkwkrox 0

get well soon :)

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HomeAl0ne 20

That's nothing. I once got pregnant from a card congratulating me on my vasectomy.

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