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By Noname - 17/03/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks 223 113
You deserved it 19 032

Same thing different taste

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its easy.... just b4 the wedding just spread some smelly stuff on her dog.. or some poo if u dnt mind getting yr hands dirty. then let it go to the wedding. place a small sign on the dog saying "payback is a smelly biatch, Best wishes Yr daughter " that shud do the trick right??

Don't be too bummed about it. She may have another one you can be bridesmaid of, at this rate.

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ugh...how the hells can mothers like tht replace her for a dog? what kind of mother is she? she doesn't deserve you.. :3

no offence but who has dogs as bridesmaids??? wierd......

Replace your mother with a cat... that oughta teach her...

vde_fml 15

If I were in your place I would text her and tell her that "Finally you managed to find someone else, I was getting tired of being your bridesmaid all this weddings"

Hahahaha. You mother sucks ._. I bet you love her, but only in a sarcastic way..

phishin 0

it's her 4th wedding... just make sure you're in the next one. not like it's going to last forever. lol

ryguy997 0

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JamesM9794 0

dude, I wouldn't want to be a bridesmaid for someone fourth wedding, I don't care if it's my mom

It's probably just a big joke that everyone is in on.