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By Noname - 17/03/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML
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Mikeymikey 4

its easy.... just b4 the wedding just spread some smelly stuff on her dog.. or some poo if u dnt mind getting yr hands dirty. then let it go to the wedding. place a small sign on the dog saying "payback is a smelly biatch, Best wishes Yr daughter " that shud do the trick right??

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GameRater01 0

Don't be too bummed about it. She may have another one you can be bridesmaid of, at this rate.

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

I can't ******* believe there are still people who think that Noname is one person. Especially if they're commenting on these things and should have read other people's comments telling them they're stupid 945629364 times already.

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olivejuice 0

Hopefully you haven't paid for the dress yet.... otherwise I'd take the cost out of their wedding gift!!

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blacklagoon_fml 0

14 yeah grammar is so pointless, look at what you wrote. I'm convinced.

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bitchplease69_fml 0

Dogs are cute. It's a dog's first time at your mom's wedding. You've probably been at the other three.

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alex_vik 0

...You're kidding, right?

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beachjammer421 0

this is a BS entry. This doesn't happen, and i'm sorry, but it didnt happen to you either.

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Mattyknows 0

#14 made me laugh due to colossal amounts of fail. Your mum's getting married for the fourth time? Are you sure you didn't misread, and in fact the dog is the groom? Sounds like your mum would go for that . . . Four weddings in one life; and she's still not done. Wow. OP. FYL.For each new daddy. FYL x4.

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Checkitawwt 0

And I wonder why #14 wrote what they did. But anyways, sorry for that. Jeez your mom's so rude! I would be pissed. But let her have her fun. Even if it was her fourth wedding...

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pokipoki 0

ya but the dog can't give out speech and carry her train or her bouquet or whatever the hell it is a bridesmaid does. he/she/it can only carry the ring (maybe). so you're still gonna end up doing all the dirty bridesmaid work, without the title, and the dog gets the credit (and maybe the dress too). cool. i agree your life is pretty much ******.

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ohdamn_fml 2

The Maid of Honor gives the speech and holds her bouquet. The bridesmaids do nothing really If this is in fact real, wear the same color dress your mom is wearing and ruin her "moment", though really she's already had 3 other ones. Maybe they should just elope

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