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By Noname - 17/03/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks 223 113
You deserved it 19 032

Same thing different taste

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its easy.... just b4 the wedding just spread some smelly stuff on her dog.. or some poo if u dnt mind getting yr hands dirty. then let it go to the wedding. place a small sign on the dog saying "payback is a smelly biatch, Best wishes Yr daughter " that shud do the trick right??

Don't be too bummed about it. She may have another one you can be bridesmaid of, at this rate.

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resawins 0

aaaaahahahaha!!! that's terrible but hilarious.

hey! look at the bright side, at least you aren't a bitch =)

well she is crazy enuff 2 get married 4 times and make it a huge thing u shouldn't b surprised.

Seriously? Wow. I think that the people who are posting how they don't believe you prove that this is extremely horrible. It sucks when our families, the people that we pretty much have close emotional ties to by default, betray us. It hurts so bad and they're able to keep doing it because those ties take a lot of betrayals to sever. I wish you well

lovefmylife 0

This is so fake. I don't understand why people make up bulls*** stories. Why would you want to pretend you have a F***ked up life? And replaced by a dog? Good joke

umm... how can a dog march in a wedding?

liveitlearnit 0

LOL at #10. I love when people tell other people not to correct grammar but then use the letter U in place of the word you. You really can't do that. .... Anyway, I'm not sure if I believe this post. If it is true, it really sucks to be you... but where in the world do they allow you to bring a dog for a wedding? What kind of church or hall? Maybe it's an outdoor wedding?