Love: Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband...

By oh why... - 20/12/2013 14:51 - United States

Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML

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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML

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Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML

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By NotBridezilla - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Klamath Falls

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Today, I returned to my apartment to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and my fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry for a taco and left instead of calling 911. FML

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Foreshadowing

By JB. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Somerset

Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML

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By singlesoon - 25/08/2009 04:26 - Canada

Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML

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Sigma mindset

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML

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Just in case

By DesperateMother - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Wasselonne

Today, my 16-year-old daughter handed me the picture she wants TV reports to use if ever she happens to get kidnapped. FML

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By Alex - 05/02/2016 22:55 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 20 December 2013 18:48

Reminds me of the idiot who staged his own kidnapping to go out drinking with friends.

Zebediabolical 39

Friday 20 December 2013 18:52

Oh those canny kidnappers. Forcing the hostage to write his own note!

Comments

storminmormin14 12

Friday 20 December 2013 23:35

Ask for proof of life.

ohrlly7457 7

Friday 20 December 2013 23:54

Take all his money and hire private investigators. Boom make him lose his money than dump his ass.

BeepBeepSwerve 9

Saturday 21 December 2013 0:59

I don't agree with what the husband did but "take all HIS money".. wtf?

abbey728 16

Saturday 21 December 2013 1:01

Pretend to be panicked over it.

liaRawr 9

Saturday 21 December 2013 1:01

Drunk

Liamc620 10

Saturday 21 December 2013 1:36

well at least you learn't hes an ass before you married him.

huss11 6

Saturday 21 December 2013 1:45

You're marrying an idiot

rsg0001 15

Saturday 21 December 2013 2:10

Take a hint and call the wedding off. You don't want to wake up twenty years from now with divorce papers taped to you head.

thesubbybubbies 9

Saturday 21 December 2013 2:30

You know you're clingy when you know what his spelling is like...

emeraldmaz 9

Saturday 21 December 2013 4:11

What on earth are you talking about? 1) It says absolutely nothing about spelling in the post. 2) If you've seen someone's handwriting regularly, it's pretty damn normal to be able to recognise it.