Love: Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband...

By oh why... - 20/12/2013 14:51 - United States

Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML

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By Alex - 05/02/2016 22:55 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 20 December 2013 18:48

Reminds me of the idiot who staged his own kidnapping to go out drinking with friends.

Zebediabolical 39

Friday 20 December 2013 18:52

Oh those canny kidnappers. Forcing the hostage to write his own note!

Comments

markusmay16 10

Friday 20 December 2013 19:31

they made him right it. duh lol

kinky44 28

Friday 20 December 2013 21:54

*Write, duh

Larry01_fml 19

Friday 20 December 2013 19:41

Maybe he was forced to write it? You never know!!

chris4u2nv5 19

Friday 20 December 2013 19:41

Take it as a sign and run while you can.

Shepardspie71 8

Friday 20 December 2013 19:43

Sounds like he needs as kick in the balls

cherokii_Squa 5

Friday 20 December 2013 19:54

ha! hilarious... yet so sad. What are u going to do about that, hunny?!

MidnaLink 33

Friday 20 December 2013 19:59

Cheap cowardly bastard!

UsernameTaken14 18

Friday 20 December 2013 20:04

Quite the creative way to tell you isn't it?

AnmolArora 15

Friday 20 December 2013 20:07

Dats just a way to tell u he is not interestd in marrying u..wich he shud hv said in personal to u..dats poor op:-

ahippienamedrae 10

Friday 20 December 2013 20:36

I think you're missing some letters there.

ninety 25

Friday 20 December 2013 21:39

Would including ten more letters in your statement have killed you?

fullalove 23

Friday 20 December 2013 23:03

Your grammar is poor

tj4234 35

Friday 20 December 2013 20:12

Wait a minute... your husband? Don't they mean your fiancé or are you already married?

fullalove 23

Friday 20 December 2013 23:04

How would OP already be married if the wedding is tomorrow?

tj4234 35

Saturday 21 December 2013 1:37

My comment wasn't well written. I was trying to make a pun out of polygamy.

outoftown 26

Saturday 21 December 2013 1:47

Aha, that's it! OP's already married and about to commit bigamy tomorrow.

yerawizardlizzy 27

Sunday 22 December 2013 18:16

They could have had a reason to get their marriage certificate first and have a ceremony later. My friend was married several months before her ceremony because her husband is in the Air Force. Maybe that's the case and he doesn't want to waste the time and money on the ceremony. Not saying it was okay to wait until the last minute.