By oh why... - 20/12/2013 14:51 - United States

Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML
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Welshite 39

Reminds me of the idiot who staged his own kidnapping to go out drinking with friends.

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Zebediabolical 39

Oh those canny kidnappers. Forcing the hostage to write his own note!

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Larry01_fml 19

Maybe he was forced to write it? You never know!!

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chris4u2nv5 19

Take it as a sign and run while you can.

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Shepardspie71 8

Sounds like he needs as kick in the balls

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cherokii_Squa 5

ha! hilarious... yet so sad. What are u going to do about that, hunny?!

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UsernameTaken14 18

Quite the creative way to tell you isn't it?

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AnmolArora 15

Dats just a way to tell u he is not interestd in marrying u..wich he shud hv said in personal to u..dats poor op:-

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ahippienamedrae 10

I think you're missing some letters there.

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ninety 25

Would including ten more letters in your statement have killed you?

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tj4234 35

Wait a minute... your husband? Don't they mean your fiancé or are you already married?

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fullalove 23

How would OP already be married if the wedding is tomorrow?

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tj4234 35

My comment wasn't well written. I was trying to make a pun out of polygamy.

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outoftown 26

Aha, that's it! OP's already married and about to commit bigamy tomorrow.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

They could have had a reason to get their marriage certificate first and have a ceremony later. My friend was married several months before her ceremony because her husband is in the Air Force. Maybe that's the case and he doesn't want to waste the time and money on the ceremony. Not saying it was okay to wait until the last minute.

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luckyone365 7

You're an idiot. He isn't your husband if he hasn't married you yet .

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