By oh why... - 20/12/2013 14:51 - United States

Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML
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Welshite 39

Reminds me of the idiot who staged his own kidnapping to go out drinking with friends.

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Zebediabolical 39

Oh those canny kidnappers. Forcing the hostage to write his own note!

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jmayer12 14

You're jumping the gun. You mean your fiancé

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asherm 15

Even if just a joke, this is not the time to do that to a nervous bride to be.... Or maybe not to be. Sorry OP

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emeraldmaz 9

You all realise that the OP wasn't the one who called him her husband, right? It's what was written in the note. At least, that's how it seems upon reading the FML. Hopefully, it's just a joke (or a tradition sort of thing - for example, Welsh tradition is that the bride is kidnapped by her family and the Groom and his groomsmen have to fight to get her back). All the best, OP!

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Dinoporeon 9

You should have a deep conversation about life with him. Then give him a mug, and say thank you for listening.

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rec_chem 22

Better postpone it. He's clearly not ready.

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emeraldmaz 9

You all realise that the OP wasn't the one who called him her husband, right? It's what was written in the note. At least, that's how it seems upon reading the FML. Hopefully, it's just a joke (or a tradition sort of thing - for example, Welsh tradition is that the bride is kidnapped by her family and the Groom and his groomsmen have to fight to get her back). All the best, OP!

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weedandfood 8

I'd kick him in da ballz

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