By Criminal - 13/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
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FFML_314 11

I have a wild suggestion. Don't speed and don't park where you're not supposed to.

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linzb752 0

you shouldn't have a license to drive

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T_X_P 2

How about learning to drive in a way that doesn't attract the attention of police? (what a concept...)

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savemypandabear 0

well clearly someone is just not seeming to catch on with tbis 'driving' thing. ride a bicycle XD it'll save you a lot of money

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jessdemi 0

who gave you a license to drive ?? :) jk OP sucks ur giving your money to pay for your crappy driving/ bad luck :)

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TheNewGuy03 28

easy, pay off the tester. works every time. right?!?!?!? |the kid|

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Arsonnist 3

Well at least you're already there. What can go wrong now?

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richmurrills 0

Well stop speeding and parking illegally then dipshit.

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KaneStatic 0

I think you took the term speed metal a little too literal

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OmgO_o 0

fuhh! :o must be a real reckless driver D:

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