Miscellaneous: Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted...

By Sally - 22/08/2011 00:17 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML

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Today, I decided to get a spray tan. I'm now more orange than the current president of the United States. FML

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By waytootan - 22/08/2011 20:34 - United States

Today, I came in to work looking very tan. I took Friday off to go to a friend's funeral, which was outdoors, and I tan very easily. Now my boss and everyone else thinks I lied about my friend's death to get off work on a Friday. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 19:06 - Denmark

Today, I decided to try a self-tanning lotion my friend had recommended. I put it on, and decided to take a nap. I woke up later and checked myself in the mirror, expecting to see a new, more tanned version of myself. I didn't. I'm now orange. FML

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By fishwizard - 02/06/2017 20:00

Today, I used a tanning bed at my local gym for the first time. I went in for the full allowed time of 9 minutes. I went to school after and everybody said I looked like Trump. Confused, I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. My skin is orange and matches with my bleach blonde hair. FML

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By blotchy-girl - 15/07/2009 04:00 - New Zealand

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML

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By tan disaster - 27/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to get my spray tan before my semi-formal. After I applied lotion to the bottom of my feet as instructed, I went in the booth and began to start the tanning session. I lost my balance and fell right as the machine began to spray. I look like a spotted cheetah. FML

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By thatsucks4u - 14/08/2010 00:56 - United States

Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML

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By racoonface - 19/04/2009 15:17 - United States

Today, it was lovely outside so I decided to tan outside. I burn pretty easily, so I put on sunscreen. I fell asleep on my side, so when I woke up, I had a massive burn on only one side of my body, with sunglass lines. Tomorrow, I have a job interview. I'm going to go in looking like a racoon. FML

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By oompaloompa - 28/10/2019 12:00

Today, I used a self-tanning towelette to help even out my tan lines and disguise my vitiligo a bit. Now my stomach is orange and my spots are even more noticeable. FML

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Monday 22 August 2011 8:49

Your fault

Jacobt24 19

Monday 22 August 2011 8:49

You didn't correct her before she started spraying? YDI

Comments

stevenmx86 7

Friday 30 September 2011 2:35

Well wtf did you expect jack ass?

taternuts 0

Monday 3 October 2011 4:54

Good one

briaa23 4

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:12

nice one never joke about tanning its not cool

queenb1621 21

Friday 7 October 2011 6:33

Maybe crayola can name a color after you that looks like real skin color?

lolmigosh 15

Wednesday 18 January 2012 3:19

Your so stupid.

trueblue170 13

Thursday 29 March 2012 13:36

"I'M AN EIGHT!"

ebbalofstedt 9

Wednesday 11 April 2012 14:21

Do u know the jersey shore cast?

Trisha_aus 15

Saturday 14 April 2012 5:16

Not a joking matter OP!

Joui_fml 11

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:21

That doesn't really seem like a joke. I think you're just stupid with sarcasm. I don't see why you did that and expected her to not do as you said when you didn't tell her what you REALLY wanted, or give any other information.