Oh god, good job :P A long, long, warm-hot soak in the tub, followed by a fresh lemon & sugar scrub with a loofa and pumice stone. If all else fails some people use dish soap. I wish you luck.

Not sure how the tanning business works, seeing as I'm already "of color", but try tanning naturally , if possible. No offense, but you deserve it for not clarifying your joke and telling her exactly what you wanted.

Assumptions I'd the mother of all F ups.

This reminds me of Ross on Friend in the episode when he got a spray tan...

And this Is why you don't play around with certain people #justsaying lol

if you are darker than a black person you have a n-word pass lol

I clicked YDI when I saw you got a spray tan. But the fact that you made such a request, even jokingly, just adds to you deserving it.

Joke is on u. I think u meant orange and not dark btw

wash it off?

I don't get how that would even sound like a joke