By erika - 28/07/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I got a sunburn all over my stomach from a tanning bed. In an attempt to relieve the itching, I looked up natural treatments since we have no aloe. After trying yogurt, milk and mayo I found out that our water was shut off so the shower could be fixed. I now reek of mayo and milk. FML
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MaramaBreaksFace 0

YDI. Tanning is stupid. Seriously. Do you want skin cancer?

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vvvalori 0

YDI for artificial tanning. It's worse for you than natural sunlight. And how can lying in a bed for two minutes beat walking outside? Ever? Also, even if Mayo were a remedy...why would you put it on your body????? EW.

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hockeygrl123 0

YDI tanning beds...sighs. wow just go to the store to get aloe! jeez.

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plexico 3

Just lay right there and wait for me. I love mayo on an open-faced roast beef sandwich.

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XOfiestypixie 0

Haha. Oh Plexico, I was wondering when you'd come back with one of your genius comments.

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plexico 3

Thanks, I comment regularly so I guess you are referring to the few times I actually hit the "genius" level. Did you see my comments on the one where the guy made a blanket out of wet spots for his girlfriend? I really had fun with those.

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Crunchy_fml 0

you don't have fun in real life do you?

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XOfiestypixie 0

Yes, yes I did. That also made my day. =D

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Crunchy_fml 0

I think you and aback should have a competition

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plexico 3

Who is aback? And what kind of competition? A competition on who has the worse real life?

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mish01 0

Oh I read them, they're not funny and nowhere near genious, also your DP shows that you're a nerd so you wouldn't know anything about the situation in the bedsheet FML. You're just a sicko that needs help.

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plexico 3

There is a group of girls who go for nerds. I did quite well when I was single, and I still get some attention from other females even though I am married. My "DP" is quite stylized and doesn't reveal some of my other assets. "Genius" doesn't have an 'o' in it, genius!

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DuhthatsObvious 0

YDI for even owning mayo. Mayonnaise is the most disgusting thing ever. Milk and yogurt are pretty nasty too.

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siobhan1313 0

mayo is not a dairy product. it's made out of eggs and oil.

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loveyabb 0

I'm sure skin cancer is worse than smelling like mayo. Stop tanning.

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skittlez_louise 0

YDI for trying to tan xD

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littlemisslee 0

I picked YDI for many reasons. fake baking not only is a waste of money, but, I'm sure you're going to be the person who wants everyone to pity them when that 80% chance of skin cancer kicks in 10 years from now.

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