By titkip - 02/04/2016 00:30 - Kenya - Nairobi

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Today, I got a text from a call girl. She asked me to delete her number because I'm too demanding. FML
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Welshite 39

Maybe you shouldn't ask call girls to slather themselves in mayonnaise and hop on one leg while hooting like an owl.

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sinisterace 12

Call girls will do a lot, OP, if you were too demanding, I wouldn't want to even KNOW what you were asking her to do. YDI

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juggalo2 20

YDI. If you can't pay someone to spend time with you, then you have serious issues.

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iAlissa 34

You know you've ****** up when some of the most open-minded girls on this planet shoo you away.

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O0hdear 21

You know you're ****** up when the girl you pay to be in your company wants nothing to do with you.

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adamzzz 8

I hate how there are people in the comments comparing a low key hooker to actual professions

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aspecialspecial 21

1) why is this under intimacy? 2) why did you even bother replying to a call girl? 3) she sounds like a twat presuming that she texted you and engaged you rather than you engaged her... -sigh-

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ouijacorn 9

I don't know what OP did or didn't do, but it's important to remember that sex workers are people too and deserve to be treated with the same courtesy that you would extend to your hairdresser or chiropractor. And if you're rude to those people too, you're just a dick and don't deserve a call girl OR a nice haircut.

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bamfoozled 10

Take this as a wake up call to do something more with your life.

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Cagara_fml 10

And what were your demands?

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