By titkip - 02/04/2016 00:30 - Kenya - Nairobi

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Today, I got a text from a call girl. She asked me to delete her number because I'm too demanding. FML
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Welshite 39

Maybe you shouldn't ask call girls to slather themselves in mayonnaise and hop on one leg while hooting like an owl.

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misstressV 4

As an ex "call girl" it's very annoying when you have one client constantly calling and texting as if you're his girlfriend. Or if they want you to do things for them but not pay for the extra time/service. Call girls have lives too and do need down time from the work. We also charge for extra services and time as it's a job, same as a hairdresser or electrician, you pay for what you want. Respect that and this won't happen.

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adamzzz 8

You are comparing something that isn't even a profession to an actual profession that takes actual skill.

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jackassthebadass 11

Wouldn't you agree though that if I'm giving you money to provide a service you ought to do it with no complaints? I mean really, just get on your knees, shoot mustard up your nose and let's call it a day. Alright?

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fatman1970 25

You should still treat her with respect. Just because you have paid for her, it doesn't mean you can do whatever you please. You rent her, not own her!

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doemetoch 28

You don't rent her, you pay for a service she provides. You don't "rent" an electrician or a plumber either, you pay them for a service.

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Xamry14 10

My air conditioner guys company name is "rent a dude" lol. It kinda is like renting. You call them and they are at your house for a few hours, fixing something for you, then go home. Yeah. Pretty much the same as renting.

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Ginwa 7

Still is considered as paying for a service.

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T_Seg_101 18

That's the definition of needy... They should really have a help school for situations like this?

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

I don't know if I should say YLS or YDI because I feel that there's more to this.

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CogadhTallon 16

A call girl said she doesn't want op's money. You ever been kicked out of a store for being good for business? YDI all the way.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

don't see how this is a FML, YDI

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Algorithm 24

Yeah, no, there's a story behind this FML and OP's conveniently omitted it, probably because they did something douchey/scary/crazy to send her running. YDI.

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queerdragon 20

You have to be a certain type of skivvy person to have a call girl turn your down. YDI

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