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By MomStayOutOfTheCar - 04/08/2015 04:23 - United States

Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML

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You deserved it 2 035

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By NowBroke - 04/04/2016 09:38 - United Kingdom - Malmesbury

Today, I found out my mother drives my car. I was okay with it; I don't use it all the time and she's my mother. However, I was not okay with the multiple speeding tickets that came through in the post. "You're the registered keeper, so why should I pay?" FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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By newdriver - 11/05/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML

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By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 10:00 - United States - Culpeper

Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML

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By ticketed - 28/08/2012 16:04 - United States - Bronx

Today, I learned that several thousand people in my state got tickets this month for driving and talking on the phone. My mom called to tell me this while I was driving. I'm now part of that statistic. Thanks, mom. FML

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By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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By sigh - 21/12/2011 12:39 - United States

Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML

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Charged

By Stickerless - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was pulled over for not having my car inspection up to date. I had my car inspected two weeks earlier. Since I'm at college my sticker was mailed to my home. My mother didn't want to pay the 42 cent postage, so now I have to pay $250 because my mother is cheap. FML

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Speed racer

By ZThirteen - 25/10/2009 10:08 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket. My speedometer got busted a few weeks back, rendering it useless. My father, a former mechanic, decided it's not worth the trouble of going in and fixing it. "Just keep with traffic when you're on the highway; you'll be fine." This $150 fee says otherwise. FML

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achoo123 13

Tuesday 4 August 2015 14:48

Next time make her sit in the back, just don't let her drive with you at all.

mom_of_5 10

Tuesday 4 August 2015 14:53

Next time, tell her you'll turn the car around and NO ONE will be getting ice cream :-) On a more serious note, in majority of traffic tickets if you take the time to actually go to court and plead no contest, they'll waive the ticket and have you pay just court costs.

Comments

foxmatrix15 8

Tuesday 4 August 2015 23:37

Hope she is a great cook I would get her to clean my place and cook for an extra few weeks. Don't sweat it I'm sure she feels guilty but loves you.

MRSwick2525 23

Wednesday 5 August 2015 4:35

Are you serious?!?!?!?

kingoftheawkward 5

Wednesday 5 August 2015 0:58

make her walk next time. worked for me!

FalloutScrolls 25

Wednesday 5 August 2015 5:27

What kind of water headed moron plays around with the freakin steering wheel when the car is in motion!? Holy shit, I'd never let that woman in my car ever again if not just for MY safety, but everyone else's!

beeferjay 34

Wednesday 5 August 2015 5:34

they have tasteless fiber powder for sale at your local drugstore... make your wonderful mother a drink and let her relax because being awesome is hard work

The_Basileus 9

Wednesday 5 August 2015 11:36

Tell her to grow the **** up if she wants to drive with you in the future.

annabee95 22

Wednesday 5 August 2015 17:17

Why was she tugging?

Danishduckling 20

Thursday 6 August 2015 10:24

Wow, If anyone did that while I was driving I'd stop the car immediately and tell them to leave the car - Nobody is important enough that I risk mine or others lives while driving just because they're being assholes. YDI