Intimacy: Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down... - FML

By hairless - 30/07/2010 06:45 - Australia

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Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2019 20:00

Spicy

Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML

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By skiittlez713 - 20/05/2011 08:40 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

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Not that into you

By Anonymous - 27/06/2023 12:00

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Today, my girlfriend won’t give me oral because she doesn't like pubes, so I trimmed them; she refused again because they felt prickly, so I waxed them. Now she says I look like a little boy. If she doesn’t want to suck cock, why won’t she just say so instead of hinting she might if I shaved? FML

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By notyourmom - 11/06/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML

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By mikey - 14/10/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML

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Smash the patriarchy

By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 06:00

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Today, my boyfriend started avoiding going down on me ever since he found an ingrowing hair down there. The only reason I have an ingrowing hair is because he didn’t like my pubes, and stopped having sex with me at all until I shaved it off, thus causing the ingrowing hair. FML

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Splitting hairs

By hairycarrie - 28/08/2020 04:49 - United States

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Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML

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By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By Prinpette - 20/09/2011 21:20 - France

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Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML

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Cinn_fml 22

Friday 30 July 2010 16:34

That's basically a guy who wants a permanent excuse to not go down on you, OP. :P

arhanes 0

Friday 30 July 2010 16:34

Sounds like your boyfriend is full of excuses tell him to man up or you aren't returning the favor

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Stevefett 0

Friday 30 July 2010 16:46

I love it shaved. I love it with hair. Hell I just love going downtown hairy or not.

ladyluck82 9

Friday 30 July 2010 16:50

19 - TRUE MAN! lol! OP, you need to leave his sorry ass! Excuses, excuses. Get yourself a MAN not a BOY!! :-p

Stevefett 0

Friday 30 July 2010 20:11

25- Tell it girlfriend. Seriously I love it. Thank god for women. Honestly if I had been born a chick I totally would be a lesbian.

ragzilla 0

Friday 30 July 2010 16:47

if you have boobs, he shouldn't feel like a pedophile.

iplaylax 0

Friday 30 July 2010 17:33

true

soulja93 0

Friday 30 July 2010 17:46

Amen.

KrystalCaliyah 0

Friday 30 July 2010 16:48

hes obviously not tryna go down or sleep with you

drilher244 0

Friday 30 July 2010 16:50

sounds like your boyfriend is a damn queer! lots of guys would be all over that shit!

rebbee 0

Friday 30 July 2010 16:53

FYL for having a picky b.f. i have 2 words for you: Landing strip.

alicia_was_here 3

Friday 30 July 2010 16:54

instead of seeing a woman doing something nice for him, he looks at your ****** and seeing molesting a child? maybe he is a pedophile for even looking at it in that way...

ndizzle 0

Friday 30 July 2010 17:02

Oooooh, good point!

executivemom 0

Friday 30 July 2010 16:54

I think he's just looking for excuses to not go downtown.

rlerke 0

Friday 30 July 2010 16:57

well if he won't I will. : D

reckoner42 0

Friday 30 July 2010 17:03

o my..

triggerit 5

Friday 30 July 2010 17:01

he is looking for an excuse not to sleep with you....

Tankd4life 0

Friday 30 July 2010 17:01

tell him no blow jobs then until he dines at the Y.

sourgirl101 28

Friday 30 July 2010 18:13

Haha and tell him he needs to wax first 'cause you don't like hair either.

1peculiarchik 3

Friday 30 July 2010 18:51

Shaved balls are the BEST

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