By hairless - 30/07/2010 06:45 - Australia

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Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
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Cinn_fml 22

That's basically a guy who wants a permanent excuse to not go down on you, OP. :P

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arhanes 0

Sounds like your boyfriend is full of excuses tell him to man up or you aren't returning the favor

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Pilkie01 5

Dump him and find a boyfriend who isn't a douchebag

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oxoashleeoxo 6

Get the hell outta there. Quite obvious he isn't interested!

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vickycat 5

What an idiot! What exactly did he think it was going to look like? I assume he feels like a paedophile watching shaved girls in **** too.....? Moron. I would offer this FML as a rebuttal for all the previous posts/comments where girls are pressured to shave or wax it. Perhaps first consider if the guy your with is either making excuses or pathetically attempting to exert power over your body. He's probably feeling inadequate regarding his own junk and prefers to redirect attention to your own 'below standard' bits.

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EvilDave 13

Point of order. At no point does she state he asked her to shave or wax all her pubes. It could be she did it because he said he didn't want to go down because of the hair, but didn't ask if he thought that would be sexy. It also could be that before she had an ole 70s bush, the kind where you might flush a few quail while going down and just wanted her to trim up or get a strip.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I see both EvilDave's and vicky's points here. Communication is always key, and some people do deflect their own appearance insecurities onto their SO. However, there's nothing wrong with changing certain things about your body to please your partner, even if you wouldn't otherwise, or only agreeing to certain sexual acts after a few conditions are met. For the former, if you're not doing it out of insecurity, it can be a fun gift to give AND get, and quite sexually empowering. The latter is just a matter of respect for your partner, self-respect, and compromise— of course, dependent on communication. FWIW, girls aren't the only ones asked to change certain hair-related things. I've known so many guys who've gotten a mysterious impulse to "just try something new" with his facial hair after a new gf comes into the picture. >.<

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onnielief 4

You could have just shaved. YDI for doing something radical before looking for alternatives!

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Barrientos432 5

I've gone down on a hairy girl before..It really wasn't all that bad. ..Till a hair got stuck between my teeth.. >.<

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1peculiarchik 3

that is just wrong on SO many levels ;)

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mashnikandporter 0

that is soo gross. I keeper mine shaved. so uhm yeah, I think hairy vags are disgusting.

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smokergirl420 0

any pubic hair is disgusting, wether it's a guy or a girl.

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xlovexsexxmagic 0

tell him you won't give him ******** until he does eat you out

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serenader 2

See if he'll get waxed for you -- that'll tell the tale. Y'all can both be pre-pubed essence!

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

A) Does Chris Hansen live near you? If so, your BF has a legitimate fear; that man is overzealous as hell. He's hacked my FML account a few times to go after pedophiles on here! B) I'm confused; did you wax like Vin Diesel or like Ice Cube? C) YDI for trying to FORNICATE!!!!

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imright24 0

Your boyfriend's gay.

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