By fatcheeks - 02/03/2010 16:58 - United States

Spicy
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 476
You deserved it 4 185

Same thing different taste

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What a jerk!!! He might only want you for sex, Look for clues! Hope you feel better!

xundria 5

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medopal 0

maybe he was kidding to make u laugh and forget ur pain I always do that myself, say something totally unrelated makes people laugh. btw, do u playstation?

i woulda beeeen lyke oh wellll if it's big sweetie wll then you could do it ya self honey pie

denise509 0

yeah my bf did the same thing

annabananano 4

#224 she could be any age, some people don't get their wisdom teeth taken out until they're older. as a matter of fact, sixteen year olds rarely get their wisdom teeth taken out. it usually doesn't happen till at LEAST 17, more often 18. when someone's a junior or senior in high school, who cares what they're doing as long as they're not getting pregnant. when was your first sexual encounter? probably when you were a junior or senior in high school. stfu.

snow_baby16 0

haha Hun dnt worry your not the only one with a boyfriend who'd say that. there jackasses :P

ryguy997 0

he said that because you are like a vaccum; you suck, you blow, and you get laid in the closet.

angelasalta 0

why would anyone dump a guy asking for a bj? unless you're uptight and not comfortable enough to give him head or even playfully discuss it and in that case you shouldn't be together in the first place. my boyfriend would have said the same thing and I would have answered him. cause I most likely already asked the doctor. just because you're a woman doesn't mean your needs are the only ones that matter. lighten up.

totally not an fml, I would say now and give him then swallow the cum my ******* god what's wrong with u u have to think about his feelings to u know!

jjmyerss 0

that asshole! break up with him if he was serious