By fatcheeks - 02/03/2010 16:58 - United States

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Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML
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Star18lk 0

What a jerk!!! He might only want you for sex, Look for clues! Hope you feel better!

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xundria 5

Hmm... yeah, leave him.

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bulll_crap 0

u don't make sense u get ur teeth pull out and he get puf chicks

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bulll_crap 0

and u say when is the next time he give u a bj

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mjolene 0

@136, I agree. it is a valid question. this is not the 50's anymore. you are SUPPOSED to give ******** when asked. god, Learn your place bitch. btw , I am a female, so no sexist bullshit.

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medopal 0

i'm a guy and I agree :), girls put urself on the other side, won't u want ur other part to give it to u when u feel it!! girls are just being dramatic

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cmac86 23

seriously, if you don't want him to ask, stop blowing him!

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terror_twins 0

my boyfriend did the same thing hahahha.

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Vehicle 1

OMFGAWSH No lie that's what my ex-boyfriend did too!!!!! And he wasn't going to come over until I yelled at him about it and he used "I was going to surprise you" as a cover.

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