By Anonymous - 23/09/2015 15:48 - United States - Bedminster

Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML
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haiku575 22

Sounds like you need to have a bit of a talk about compassion...

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NodakN8V 25

I think I laughed harder than I should have....

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IreneProblems 14

Kids these days. When I was younger, I wanted to be a marshmallow when I grew up.

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IreneProblems 14

I'm currently working on my degree in fluffiness so hopefully it works out. Thanks for the support

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EvilTurtle 35

You can do it. I was once like you, dreaming to be a marshmallow. Now I'm top marshmallow in my class.

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RedPillSucks 31

you're a marshmellow topping?

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shemademedoit 20

^ still got a negative for fixing your comment. I might as well get them too now

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leogachi 15

@18 Trolling in the internet? That's a paddlin'.

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THEDUDE1553566 24

Sounds like he doesn't understand the gravity of saying stuff like "go kill yourself". Have a talk with him

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DaRito 25

Jail, for practicing free speech over the Internet? Good luck in that court case.

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ididntdoitiswear 14

@66 I'm not totally sure, but I think you can go to jail for encouraging suicide if they actually go through with it.

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DaRito 25

I know people have tried to get that passed, but I don't think it ever went through. Also, if you take something someone who knows nothing about you said over the Internet seriously, it's your own problem.

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catherinecas 30

Internet bully is starting to be prosecuted nowadays. Plus, there's Megan's law but I that one's only in Missouri and not nationwide or anything.

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leogachi 15

@80 Megan's Law is national.

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catherinecas 30

Thank you! I could only half remember the documentary I saw on it.

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thatguy1531 14

What happened to kids wanting to be race car drivers

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Mynamewontfi 40

If he doesn't change his mindset after giving him a stern talk about how that's wrong of him to think that way, show him one of those video's someone left on the internet before killing themselves because of trolls/online bullies. Or would that be a bit too much for a 7 year old? (honest question, since I'm not sure) Also, I'm kind of wondering from where he got the idea, because he might need some more supervising when he's online.

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igive 29

I don't think it would be to hard on him, but only because of his current mentality I'm regards to encouraging suicide. he needs to know what the consequences are.

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MrSassypants 33

I think might have met your son on a couple of forums before.

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Red_Curls1995 28

You need to have a serious talk with him and probably ban his internet use for quite a while. Saying shit like that is not okay.

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