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so have the cat sign the paper?
ha your cat owns you! cats these days huh..?
Thats pretty accurate if you ask me... silly humans thinking they own cats...
You have no sense of humor. If you ever grow one, take this to MLIA. We'd love it.
Those jokes are getting really old and lame, but it would have made a lot more sense if you had used "owns" instead of "pets", since that's the story of the FML. That's talent. You ruined an already-crappy joke.
In soiviet Russia old and lame is you!
You could take a chance and forge it, but don't get caught. You could be punished by being pussy-whipped.
Plexico's pseudo-imitator, actually. But they both know no one is going to compare to plexi. Although, it IS a little annoying for someone to put up a pic like plexi's after noticing the object of their obsession is more interesting in plexi. Kind uncool.
Sometimes, I'm really happy I'm not cool or pretty enough to have many fakes/imitators. There is one on this site though that won't go away that's really annoying, but they aren't close enough to get deleted. Humf!
Awww. You're just too awesome, so they know they can't imitate you accurately. It would be like a hobo imitating the Queen of England. :) I can imitate her though, and do a decent job. Hehe.
Ahahahaha, thank you. XD
I assume you're talking about redblueviolet, right? I've seen her around, not all that often though.
I didn't think of them, but it bugs me too. There's redbluegreendot. And there's like a few others. One got banned I think? Like they had some weird text variation. There's redblueyelow I think. Oh, and yes, I do realize color combinations becoming usernames isn't all that original, but it's still annoying to see it. And there is a band actually called RedBlueGreen, so I know I didn't just invent it on the spot. Maybe that's just me being a bit of a freak, but whatever. Sometimes it's just a little too... Close. It's not like they copied my first and last name. Although everyone thinks my last name is a stage name. Fucktwats they are, with 'real' last names. XD
(#65) Garsh, redbluegreen, you make me blush. I've never thought of myself as pretty, but coming from someone as pretty as you, I'll just say "thank you." Having an impostor is just SOOOO fulfilling! I remember when I was a little boy thinking how great it would be to shave. After shaving about three or four times, I remember thinking, "Why the **** did I want to do this?!" Handling impostors is like that, except the crack staff at FML do a wonderful job of handling the problem quickly and efficiently. I always have to think about your name, because with my background in computers, I've always known the primary colors in red, green, blue order.
Hahahaha. Welcome. (; I've actually had my twin change it, so that when we talk, he says "rbg" just for me. I didn't even notice it till a while back. Does this subliminally mean I want to be an important part in everyone's life?
Could have fooled me, mistercoffee. Every time I see a post from you, you're talking about Intoxicunt. On the bright side, at least you're important enough to have an imposter, Redbluegreen. :P I'm envious. :] Although yeah, it would be annoying.
Ahahaha, I think you're okay, maybe. Redbluegreendot just freaks me out. I'm like... why?! It tells you it's been taken! I've been around way too long on FML. Way too long. I notice these things now. I'll put my name in search on an FML to find my comments, and like, three names pop up that aren't mine. That's creepy.
I'd feel a little better if you put an icon up though. Hahaha.
lol ahaha omg rly FYL thats just sad
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well have the cat sign it then
LOL