By Username - 13/04/2011 07:05

Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML
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lyndifluff 6

the poodle doesn't bother me. but I would like to know why your dog thought you were a burglar. lol

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shannonreneee 11

I am confused at why it's so hard to explain that your dog attacked you. Owning a poodle, fair enough though.

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heddurhowza 1

You, sir, just made my day :^)

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Dani3l86 6

People tend to forget poodles are hunting dogs and that funky haircut is like that because the fur would soak up water and pulled them under when feching prey from lakes so hunters left fur only to cover vital parts

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Ugi 26

Poodles were bread as hunting dogs! Nothing gay about that.

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ScenicSubterfuge 39

OR explaining that your OWN poodle attacked you. THAT is embarrassing. In actuality though, poodles are very aggressive, especially as they get older (as their eyesight degrades quickly)

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springacres 5

I see nothing wrong with a man owning a poodle. However, I definitely feel for your having to explain why your highly intelligent dog thought you were a burglar.

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Azncrazy95 13

Poodles were actually bred to be hunting dogs :P

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happysmile987 24

What's wrong with a poodle?

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