By Username - 13/04/2011 07:05

Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML
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lyndifluff 6

the poodle doesn't bother me. but I would like to know why your dog thought you were a burglar. lol

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shannonreneee 11

I am confused at why it's so hard to explain that your dog attacked you. Owning a poodle, fair enough though.

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Barney_Rubble_75 0

You didn't get attacked by a dog. You were attacked by a poodle. There is a difference.

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t765234 10

Wait, did I miss the part where you kicked it across the ******* room or what?

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icanhazblivions 1

this was the most boring one I've read all day...

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ninito00 1

Umm so just don't tell people you were attacked by your dog... or don't tell them the breed of the dog... really not that bad of a situation your in, at all.

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XDBrittany1228 0

you don't have to tell them it was a poodle.

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LexusRenee 6

never be ashamed of your animal ! you should be proud of it for beinq protective

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Match_87 0

Real men rock poodles.... Nuff said

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butterflyz1961 2

But wouldn't your dog know who you are by smelling you??

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ericams513 0

a poodle ATTACK DOG bro! if they crack a joke, set fido on their unsuspecting hides!

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