By Username - 13/04/2011 07:05

Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 318
You deserved it 16 495

Same thing different taste

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the poodle doesn't bother me. but I would like to know why your dog thought you were a burglar. lol

I am confused at why it's so hard to explain that your dog attacked you. Owning a poodle, fair enough though.

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Poodles are one of the most intelligent breeds in the world. They are also a working breed. The standards are retrievers or ''gundogs'' They are not this foo foo dog that many people seem to think they are. There is nothing wrong with a guy owning a poodle. They make excellent pets in an active home.

This will damage the dog's reputation more than yours; poodles are considered to be one of the smartest breeds :/

who is them that you have to tell so bad

.... it's okay to have a poodle!.. ? haha

Poodles were originally bred to be hunting dogs. Tell anyone who judges you that it isn't your fault there are "style" crazy idiots in the world who think it's cute to get it a stupid foo foo haircut and dye its hair pink or blue. They're damn smart dogs and great pets, and no one can judge you for that.

Oh noes, a man owns a poodle! Call the gay dog police! Get over yourself.

aphukinmazing 0

u own a poodle because you're gay. simple enough. fruit cup

aphukinmazing 0

n everyone sayin its ok to have a poodle is gay too. ANY animal with Poo or oodle in the name CAN NOT be taken seriously. idc wat any of u think ;)

zuzupetalsYO 11
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My poodle stands over 5 feet on his back paws and weighs over 85 pounds. It's okay to own a poodle (as long as you didn't give it the gay haircut)