Animals: Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be...

By Username - 13/04/2011 07:05

Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML

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Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2012 23:15 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML

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Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML

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By Bamboozled - 17/11/2022 07:00 - United States

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By Zach Got Robbed - 08/01/2014 23:02 - United States - Clifton

Today, my 175-pound rottweiler I've raised since a puppy watched me get jumped and robbed of my phone and money in my yard. An hour later, he hopped the fence and chased the mail man down the street after he leaned on the fence for a second. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML

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Wednesday 13 April 2011 11:58

the poodle doesn't bother me. but I would like to know why your dog thought you were a burglar. lol

shannonreneee 11

Wednesday 13 April 2011 11:57

I am confused at why it's so hard to explain that your dog attacked you. Owning a poodle, fair enough though.

Comments

ssletner 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 5:08

why even tell anyone. how bad could it be unless u have some kind of mutant poodle...

bitheway 2

Thursday 14 April 2011 5:26

Say you got it for an ex just before she broke up with you

happy_dino 6

Thursday 14 April 2011 5:33

Well are you a rapist? 'Cause if you are, then it's alright to have a poodle at age 35! Have a nice life raping little boys!

FMLsOhilarious 6

Thursday 14 April 2011 6:04

Seriously? Now it matters what kind of dog you have? A dog is a dog. If you're so ashamed of having it give it to someone who isn't ashamed. I feel sorry for the dog, not you. YDI--and by that I mean the embarrassment of telling people you have a poodle. However you don't deserve your dog attacking you.