Well, congrats OP, you just told "everyone" about both. Anyone who knows you well enough to matter probably already knows you own a poodle so YDI for subjecting yourself to this crowd's ridicule.

just come out of the closet. that would explain everything.

Maybe this is just OPs way to tell the world, yeah I'm a man that owns a poodle, what of it bitchez?

awes there is nothing wrong with having a poodle! :D

56, they're still getting girls, according to you. OP may have the poodle for that very reason, though if he were epileptic, diabetic, or potentially suffering from cancer, that "floof" is more likely to save him from an attack/delayed diagnosis than your "manly" dog

Man up and tell 'em, what're they gonna do?

Large poodles, if used for their original purpose are cool animals. If I remember correctly, They are water retreiver dogs and used to get the dead goose or duck you shot. Their coat gets heavy when wet, so owners cut all the non essential fur off them. They kept the hair on their chest to keep the lungs and internal organs there warm. The two puffs on their back to cover the kidneys. Most poodle hair cuts are just for show nowadays, but go back to their retreiver roots.

You love going in the back door, don't you? That explains the poodle.

No, what's worse is that you (a 25 year old man) got attacked by a little poodle. That is funny.

poodles r some mean mofo's