Animals: Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be...

By Username - 13/04/2011 07:05

Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML

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lyndifluff 6

Wednesday 13 April 2011 11:58

the poodle doesn't bother me. but I would like to know why your dog thought you were a burglar. lol

shannonreneee 11

Wednesday 13 April 2011 11:57

I am confused at why it's so hard to explain that your dog attacked you. Owning a poodle, fair enough though.

Comments

Zombie65 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 17:12

poodle........leave that part out lol

taelorrae011 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 17:19

uck, poodles are gross.

dasfro 2

Wednesday 13 April 2011 17:25

wow ur a pussy, go play in traffic.

quadder 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 17:42

ydi for owning a poodle

BayBeezy 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 18:00

they're right..there's nothing wrong with having a poodle.......if you're a 12 yr old girl. bur get attacked by it!!??? my 55 pound (5 month old, may I add) German shepherd once thought I was a burglar but didn't go further than bark at me. the minute he heard my voice boy knew wasup. btw it's not the one in the pic, for you breed unknowledgeable ones....

jacie00 4

Wednesday 13 April 2011 19:41

Shave your poodle and give it a mohawk. Make it look mean!

Dogbite1313 5

Wednesday 13 April 2011 20:11

Poodles use to be used as hunting dogs for fowl! That's a great way to explain it and true.

devindominat 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 20:34

Don't worry man. It's a dog, it doesn't matter what type it is. your okay

suprmidgt 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 20:44

your dog thought you were a robber? sounds like your dog runs the house and you must pamper it. which actually explains both. you clearly need to learn more about dogs and stop feeling bad about telling it not to do things.