Animals: Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor.... - FML

By Nekro_Kat - 10/08/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

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By Aimee Lutz - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I found my lost cat. As I was hooking it up to a leash to get it in my car, a man approached and asked what I was doing. His kids alerted him that there was a woman stealing their cat from their front lawn. It was not my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 19:37

Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML

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By awesome - 21/09/2010 04:49 - United States

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

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By Sam - 15/11/2024 20:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my cat somehow managed to lock me out of my apartment by jumping on the doorknob while I was taking the trash out. I had to call a locksmith, and now it's like my cat won't even come near at me, like I betrayed him for allowing a stranger into our home. FML

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Today, I caught and kicked a shoplifter out of my store. The shoplifter was my mom. FML

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By Fought The Law - 29/10/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML

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By The_Waffle - 14/05/2016 17:17 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML

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By kittynapper - 17/07/2014 23:32 - United States - Denver

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

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By oneiPodlighter - 10/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Conshohocken

Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML

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Ninja!

By Today I closed every door on every floor of my building - 23/02/2025 16:00 - United States - Hampstead

Today, I went searching for my cat who'd escaped. Of course, I searched the entire building and somehow she'd got back in through my front door of my apartment. FML

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Top comments

Nikki_ASW 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:54

If it's your cat how is it stealing?

Jvr91 8

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:53

Shit got real

Comments

corruptblackkat 17

Friday 12 August 2011 2:28

ha i wouldn't have gotten caught stealing the cat i would have alerted them very loudly of my presence and what it was that i was doing... if they say anything than **** 'em lol

uss125 0

Friday 12 August 2011 2:48

that's what you get for having a cat in the first place

GwarKitty 5

Friday 12 August 2011 9:46

Happened to me once. Fricking tards.

lunalove88 0

Friday 12 August 2011 21:46

If it's your cat then why are you worried about being caught?

Leser98 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 6:06

Ummmmm ok?

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 17 June 2012 3:50

The cat will decide who they like most. Most cats visit other people mine did.

morganlantrip 5

Saturday 22 September 2012 21:50

Been there!

hotany 13

Friday 5 July 2013 5:54

Yo..its your cat..your neighbord should be the one ashame. :p

sybe112 14

Saturday 19 July 2014 20:00

heh cats, thats why I perfer dogs... they won't run off with your neighbours

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Wednesday 17 December 2014 10:30

It's your cat, screw them!

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