By Anonymous - 18/10/2009 13:36 - Sweden

Today, I got diagnosed with a condition that expresses itself in the form of violent diarrhea whenever I get nervous. Now I am constantly nervous about getting nervous about anything. FML
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FerrariCake 2

Look at the upside... you could be a superhero, like the incredible hulk. Except instead of turning big and muscular when you get angry, you shoot toxic shit out your ass when you get nervous. Start writing your comic book adventures and get rich. In the meantime, avoid job interviews and public speaking.

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Faithful_Jewel 0

That's one very unfortunate condition. Virtual hugs for you :( Very FML.

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GreenHacker 0

Sounds like IBS to me. There are a lot of support groups available for it, and there are a few drugs you can take to help you relax at first. Your gonna be nervous all the time since you just found out about it, but soon enough you'll be able to control your anxiety without the help of meds. FYL

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cuteb00ty09 0

For the person who commented about "it's all in your head" go out & learn a little .. I'm 19 years old, I have had this problem since I was 9, when I was 10 I was diagnosed w/ gallstones and had to have my gall bladder removed at 10. It did nothing & so I still battle w/ this at 19. I was very involved with my high school; I was a cheerleader, homecoming queen, softball, you name it - Keeping it from boyfriends was rough, & telling them was at the least, awkward .. I had to hide this day after day. Do some research before you try & shut down someone because of their issues. kthanks.

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CFR 0

Scared shitless...Oh my goodness that's a phrase I hoped would never come to life...O.o Ummm...good luck with that...Maybe take some sort of training like...karate or tai chi, maybe it'll help you feel better? =)

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cloudvii27 0

Whoever has ibs here please try a gluten free diet. I was diagnosed with ibs awhile back. once I tried a gluten free diet I got better very quickly (give it a week or so)! please give it a shot! It's worth a try. FYI I am not celiac and it still worked for me. no one should have to suffer if there might be a good solution that could work for you too!

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lunchmeat5000 0

Prescription for Librax maybe?

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AnnoyingFlamingo 0

If you ever get pulled over, I recomend having a hole cut out in your drivers seat to fit a bucket that will catch the shit. I would dub it the DIARHEA SHIT CATCHER. Also get one of those things horses have under there assholes to keep there business from hitting the ground. You now have an extra good opportunity to say "the shit is gonna hit the fan. "

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fugthis12 0

this sucks i know how you feel though im barely 16 and i cant go anywhere far with out thing about getting nervous because of that problem

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ladiesman14 0

i bet you wish you could just RUN away from the problem.

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