By Anonymous - 18/10/2009 13:36 - Sweden

Today, I got diagnosed with a condition that expresses itself in the form of violent diarrhea whenever I get nervous. Now I am constantly nervous about getting nervous about anything. FML
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FerrariCake 2

Look at the upside... you could be a superhero, like the incredible hulk. Except instead of turning big and muscular when you get angry, you shoot toxic shit out your ass when you get nervous. Start writing your comic book adventures and get rich. In the meantime, avoid job interviews and public speaking.

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Faithful_Jewel 0

That's one very unfortunate condition. Virtual hugs for you :( Very FML.

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ladiesman14 0

i saw a marathon runner who threw up had violent diarehha as she was crossing the finish line. RUNNING away from the problem will not help.

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FromCFL 0

It's probably all in your head--Damn!! What IS that god-awful smell??

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someoneelsenotyo 0

This is a real condition, I have it. I've had to deal with this for the past 13 years. It does get better overtime as you learn to control your emotions. You have to kill your more "extreme" end emotions. You must prepare yourself before you get into a situation that you might get excited that you'll know you'll get excited. I know that sounds weird but it will make sense to you eventually. It is, in fact, all in your head, and that's where you defeat it. You cannot let stress get to you, you must let emotional situations "pass through you" and not take a hold of you. It's hard to explain but eventually you'll learn how to not become nervous or excited about anything. I've gotten to the point where I only get attacks when I'm nervous or excited about a girl. It used to be every little thing would set it off. And yeah, as others had said, explaining this to people is always a tough thing. Cause a) they don't believe you, and b) laugh and joke about it. For the naysayers look up "Functional Gastronomical" conditions. You won't find it on Google easily cause it's not a very common condition.

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ozymandias_fml 0

Don't worry. You are only 3 once -- and only for a year. I would like to compliment the OP on being able to type this all by himself. If you are *not* 3, grow the **** up.

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someoneelsenotyo 0

For someone that calls themselves ozymandias you sure don't do much to educate yourself.

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tony8pie 0

Epitome of FML. There's nothing you can do to deserve that. Well done!

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chabz_fml 0

wow that sucks. i feel ur pain. i had something like that at the beginning of the year, because i started highschool, the waking up earlier and stress really threw me off. that was only for a couple weeks and it was really bothersome and depressing. FYL

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Kickass89 0

Well mine is better I faint sometimes when I poop yeah.... What's up now vanilla face

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Gregory7 0

J.D. on scrubs had that WIN

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dELiA14 0

hahahahah this MADE my day well that and my crush asking me to be his girlfriend(: aha yur life SUCKS! mine doesn't :D

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Deadbydawn87 0

op get over yourself. I am 30 years old and have had ibs as long as I can remember. nut up or shut up.

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