By Anonymous - 18/10/2009 13:36 - Sweden

Today, I got diagnosed with a condition that expresses itself in the form of violent diarrhea whenever I get nervous. Now I am constantly nervous about getting nervous about anything. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 498
You deserved it 2 894

Same thing different taste

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Look at the upside... you could be a superhero, like the incredible hulk. Except instead of turning big and muscular when you get angry, you shoot toxic shit out your ass when you get nervous. Start writing your comic book adventures and get rich. In the meantime, avoid job interviews and public speaking.

That's one very unfortunate condition. Virtual hugs for you :( Very FML.

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Man the worst period of my life was when i had 1 hour 20 minute bus ride to school everyday during HS with this condition. I would try to meditate to peaceful music everyday, but still 50+% of the time i ended up sprinting off the bus to the bathroom practically in tears. One time I didn't make it. Luckily no one was reallly sitting near me, and I hid it well enough. I pretended to be sleepy and got off the bus last.

I know what that is. It really sucks. My mum has it. It's Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS). Google it. Or follow this link: http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/ibs/

Damn... bein nervous bout gettin nervous is almost like failing at failing... but honestly, that condition is kinda messed up..

Man I have that, too, except it's not always necessarily nerves. It's like my body knows that I just decided to go shopping and as soon as I get into the store my stomach starts cramping up. Hurray!

to number 29. depression is not just " in your head". in some cases it can be. but in others the chemicals. such as serotonin and dopamine can be unbalanced. causing physical depression. figure this out before commenting untrue things.

so you are constantly ******** yourself then?

I'm sorry but this made me laugh! just because of the irony! poor thing!

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