Intimacy: Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable...

By gabormelchior - 23/04/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable outfit. I had a cute pink skirt on, a white tank top and silver strappy sandal heels. On my way to the mall a car pulls over and this guy asks me how much for three hours. FML

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By Rachel - 18/05/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML

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Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By cheesfactor - 19/05/2012 19:50 - Bulgaria - Rousse

Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into some nice clothes for my date. On the way there, my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression, I scuttled the rest of the way, only to find I'd been stood up. FML

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By notyouraverageteenager - 10/06/2010 07:06 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

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By Rose - 15/06/2012 05:54 - United States - Tenino

Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML

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By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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By username - 31/07/2011 22:19 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could have dented the chassis". FML

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Too late

By fuzzle003 - 13/06/2012 12:47 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML

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Friday 24 April 2009 9:54

you should of told him a price, had him pay in advance, and run like hell. more money for the mall

girmonkey 0

Friday 24 April 2009 9:50

Wow that totally sucks! Was your skirt really short. That could be an explanation....

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Moritz_Gallagher 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 18:51

Sorry Melchior, Your Totally F*****

lyssa61189 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:38

why are you walking around the streets like that? DUH ppl are gonna say something

vanityinsanity 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:31

pink skirt, white tank top, strappy heels...walking to the mall... what are you like 12? and a prostitute in training? if you are any older than that and that's your idea of cute...that's just sad YDI

Capo123 0

Friday 1 May 2009 7:15

well if you wear a ****** uniform. expect to be treated like one but that guy could have just been an asshole

cHeRrY_LiPs 0

Friday 1 May 2009 17:41

Why would you wear that and not think to be mistaken for a prostitute? If you want that to stop happening, show off one set of skin at a time. Arms or legs, but just one. I agree with 188.

BarbieSwag 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 20:19

HAHA HOOKER!

Jack_4194 1

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:21

how short was your skirt?

prettiep 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 0:56

that happens all the time..or maybe it's just me... lol well at least ur pretty

xxRiaxx 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 1:00

That happened to me one day. But I'm only 12 and I was wearing jeans, a t-shirt, a hoodie, and small heels...The guy followed me and my friends and in order to get him to leave I said "**** off ********" in a really manly voice. xD

AzrealZ 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:34

Yes, women can wear whatever they want...and if they wear something revealing, or something to look sexy, they are going to get looked at, etc...and you have no right to complain, ladies. You KNOW how it will affect men, but if it's not the type of guy you are looking for, then "Oh no, harrasment!". Men are wired this way, so either don't complain, or come to the realization that you won't stop the catcalls from the guys you don't want, as well as the ones you do.