Work: Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML - FML

By Volunteer - 13/09/2013 22:24 - United States - Elwood

Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML

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By tjm - 23/12/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML

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By secretninja64 - 21/08/2014 03:47 - United States - Saint Francis

Today, I got fired after three days at my new job. They told me it was because of downsizing. They were still interviewing people and had a help wanted sign in the window. FML

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Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML

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MsConfusedd 27

Saturday 14 September 2013 5:13

At least you aren't losing a salary

joefrazier 20

Saturday 14 September 2013 5:15

Well, what did you do to get fired?

Comments

AnimeAddict95 20

Sunday 15 September 2013 22:12

I had no idea you could get fired doing a volunteering job but I guess you must have done something you shouldn't have.

happyfingers 15

Sunday 15 September 2013 23:23

If your volunteering and they "fire" you, you probably deserve it. But I can't really say if we don't know why. How exactly does one get fired from volunteering??

RedDragonx32 8

Monday 16 September 2013 9:59

well next time dont volunteer

BMurphy55 1

Wednesday 18 September 2013 6:00

Damn that is hella bad

circlelranch69 1

Sunday 22 September 2013 8:34

What was the job? What happened? Was it a hey sorry we are overstaffed or cant use you?

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 6 May 2014 10:04

We need a follow-up.

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 28 June 2014 18:46

That's happened to me too.

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