By foreveralone - 01/12/2014 14:37 - Australia - Fitzroy

Today, I got friendzoned by three different women. Each girl suggested I should ask out one of the other two women who also friendzoned me. FML
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askullnamedbilly 33

Rejected. The word you're looking for is rejected, and it's probably due to the fact that women are so interchangeable to you that you asked out three of them in just one day.

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DarkArbiter5555 10

Is everyone ignoring the fact that he asked out 3 girls in one day?

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teamnikster 9

You know... I read this, and thought of ways to insult you for it because it made me angry. But I'll try not to. Here's the actual comment: There is no such thing as the friendzone. You got rejected because you wanted something they didn't. DEAL WITH IT.

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Fishin_for_Coins 7

Perhaps you need to take a bit of a break there bud. Did you even know the 2 other girls at all?

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FreeRunn3r 12

shut the **** up, get a hair cut, go to marshalls and get a button up and stop complaining ya pussy.

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Aimeejasmine 15

You think it hurts to be rejected?- not friendzoned, that implies you were ever a real friend to these ladies. Imagine how it hurts each of them to realise their 'friend' was actually only interested in getting laid.

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aintnocityslickr 4

Maybe you should try getting to know ONE person before you take it to the next level. Take it from me I have an we've been together happy for 2 years.

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iamtinkerbell 3

Honey you were just rejected by three girls. Maybe if you focused on just one girl at a time...Friendzoned is nothing but the rejection of people just don't like you back. You'll get over it. Move on.

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