By foreveralone - 01/12/2014 14:37 - Australia - Fitzroy

Today, I got friendzoned by three different women. Each girl suggested I should ask out one of the other two women who also friendzoned me. FML
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askullnamedbilly 33

Rejected. The word you're looking for is rejected, and it's probably due to the fact that women are so interchangeable to you that you asked out three of them in just one day.

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DarkArbiter5555 10

Is everyone ignoring the fact that he asked out 3 girls in one day?

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underguarded 20

It's not being 'friend zoned' when you obviously weren't good friends and proceeded to ask 3 women out in sequence without having any actual justification or desire to date them beyond your own want

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YoursAlways98 13

The friendzone doesn't exist. Those girls aren't obligated to date you just because you're nice. You're supposed to be nice.

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catharsis5 9

What are the chances that those three girls are talking about OP behind his back? I say very high.

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Ziggy122 15

The term "friend zone" needs to die. Women are not machines you drop nice guy coins into expecting sex to come out.

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Garnetshaddow 30

That is the best way of describing this douchey phenomenon ever!

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ShenaniganNinja 20

Cause all guys really want is sex. We don't actually have feelings, and we certainly never actually liked someone beyond just wanting sex. And nope, rejection doesn't hurt for guys either cause we're all sociopaths.

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ShenaniganNinja 20

Not all people who claim to be friend-zoned blame the woman for doing it. I've been friend zoned before. I don't blame the woman for doing it. She decided that all she wanted from me was a friendship. That's her prerogative. All I wanted was to date her. That's my prerogative. I have no more obligation to be her friend than she does to date me.

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withered 30

#158 I can see you get rejected a lot. And I can see why from the comments alone. You seem like the kind of immature prick that is nice to someone because they EXPECT something in return. Not to mention you clearly cannot deal with rejections. You became her friend because you wanted to date her so after rejection you sulk like a little child and go "now I won't be your friend anymore!". The girls that reject you are right. And they don't need a "friend" like you around. If you wonder why women reject you that is just a cherry on the top of your douchiness. You are way too immature to have a relationship.

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demonfacee 14

Going to three girls in one day? Wow, you seem very desperate.

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DaniX9 5

You don't deserve to date one if you're just going to turn around to the next girl seconds after being rejected. Hold some standards then try again.

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clair_brodie 35

Average guy = girl rejected him Nice guy (tm) = friendzoned.

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MAXINEEE 4

Wait that makes no sense... Ok so he asked out three girls, but every girl told you to go to the ones you were already friend zoned by, it doesn't make sense because in order for that to happen you would have to ask out one girl multiple times... Just sayin'

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worldclassrager 39

If it's a circle of friends then I can understand a joke for it

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tdawg91 17

"Friend Zone" 'noun' Pronounced: 'fre-nd zo-ne' Meaning: term that sad little dudes use to lick their wounds when a female acquaintance is not romantically interested in them . Mate, you asked out 3 girls in one day and you think they can't smell the desperation? Don't ask out anyone else until you actually like them.... Please?

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