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By jadakorn - 11/07/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML

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iFRUiTTART 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:08

Use your bed as a trampoline , bounce out the window , and get your phone back . Your must have a pretty high/bouncy bed & a low/close window , sounds very unrealistic unless you whip your phone down .

scorpiogirl666 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:11

Well, you know what they say. If you love something, let it go...

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Reena03 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 4:29

LOL, your so smart to leave your window open.

Microsoftfan 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 4:33

You totally deserved that one. You shouldn't throw your phone anywhere, doesn't matter if it will cushion the hit. Especially on a bed that can easily send it off and having an open window nearby.

greenltrn2003 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 5:13

you must make that bed up reeeeeally well. (thats a military joke) that sucks though. funny as hell too

thisisnotagame 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 5:35

I'm sorry, but I laughed. lol.

cefarix 5

Sunday 12 July 2009 6:00

This is why you should study physics before doing physical things.

lobby0ne 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 6:39

Your phone flew to freedom! No more being thrown on the bed LOL!!

Sappho_fml 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:05

THAT SUCKS! But hey, it makes a funny story! ;)

ShenziSixaxis 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 12:51

This made me laugh. Bit of a shame it happened when it normally doesn't though. XD

scythefwd 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 13:23

Really, losing your phone is enough to F Y L? Wish that was all I had to worry about. Get over it an just go buy a new one.

cheezz 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 15:53

HA ha Ha hA...

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