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By jadakorn - 11/07/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML

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iFRUiTTART 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:08

Use your bed as a trampoline , bounce out the window , and get your phone back . Your must have a pretty high/bouncy bed & a low/close window , sounds very unrealistic unless you whip your phone down .

scorpiogirl666 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:11

Well, you know what they say. If you love something, let it go...

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AlexZB 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 21:37

why can't all FMLs be like this? instead they're all stupid relationship stuff

thealliance 0

Monday 13 July 2009 2:41

YDI for having a phone.

oopsmybadagain 0

Monday 13 July 2009 8:26

HAHA this would totally happen to me too. perfect fml :)

blinkingstarlet 15

Monday 13 July 2009 10:11

lmao

Princess_of_lies 0

Monday 13 July 2009 16:36

And that children, is why we don't throw things.

Princess_of_lies 0

Monday 13 July 2009 16:38

Yeah, I still don't get the whole cell phone= life.

kuntageous 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 8:44

LOL

xtatik 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 9:09

seriously LOL!!! that totally sux!!!!!!!!!!

vball29 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 21:29

wow! last night when i read this i laughed soooo hard aha so funny i pictured it in my head. i pictured a phone landing on the bed first and then popping up (haha weird sound effect) ZOOM! out the window.wowiieee

duks 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:50

that sucks, but gave me the best image in my head. classic

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