By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 14:26 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I got home from work early and discovered why my 17-year-old daughter's sprained elbow isn't getting any better after weeks of treatment. She can't stop giving handjobs. FML
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buckeyed 20

Easy fix: all she has to do is use her mouth!

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LindsayxMoore 18

Wow. I think you need to have a talk with her!

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slappygecko 21

She should try being ambidextrous.

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caitiebug1119 15

I'd blame her boyfriend/sex buddies. They know she's hurt, she has to be in obvious discomfort, but they put their own needs ahead of her. Sit down the boyfriend/sex buddy and tell him to get out and come back when he can take care of her properly (no, her sex needs don't count).

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abh1992 2

.... Maybe she likes giving them...? She can say no if she doesn't want to do it. You can't auto blame the guy.

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Lumen94 10

Haha I would love to see the daughters face

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graceinsheepwear 33

Presumably OP walked in on one handjob. Did the daughter confess to giving them over and over or did OP come home to a whole line of guys waiting their turns?

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

You beat to it.

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