By Stung - 10/02/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML
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TheDrudgeChild 4

Apparently he tried to swat a wasp away and got stung. He worded it like an idiot though.

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electroguy02 4

Sorry, but if you talk that, you deserve to get attacked by a wasp. Oh, that was wrong of me. I shouldn't have apologized.

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BrotherTheo 31

Sounds like someone needs more practice *Throws a wasps nest at OP*

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LoveMay 10

Not sure I really get this FML... I understand what happened, just not sure why this is an FML at all .-.

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InDenial 6

I thought that ninjas could actually kill and hit the wasp?

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chosha_fml 26

Who swats at a wasp? Always a bad idea.

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dolllee73 4

You tried to hard. You have raped my ear with your forced attempt at comedy. No means no

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DocBastard 38

Nazi helicopter, wasp. Nazi helicopter, wasp... *does extensive research* Yes, that officially goes down as the worst metaphor in the history of metaphors. Well done.

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Margemander 4

I dunno, considering W.A.S.P. generally stands for "white Anglo-Saxon male," then the use of Nazi here isn't too far off. Plus they are mean and fly. I don't think it's the worst metaphor ever, but it could use more thought since I don't think wasps can tell a person's ethnicity. That said, I still think OP is dumb for slapping at the damn thing.

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