By Stung - 10/02/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML
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TheDrudgeChild 4

Apparently he tried to swat a wasp away and got stung. He worded it like an idiot though.

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Calyx_fml 21

You should have used chop sticks ninja man.

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CabbageTrees 13

Oh wow, because swatting at a wasp is so ninja-like. smh -.-

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kittenvks 11

It's all in how you do the swatting that makes it ninja like, if you were a ninja you'd know that.

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Clamcreepy 7

You should've just vanished, that's what a real ninja does when the fight is getting too rough.

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zombicidal 11

you tried too hard to word this in a humorous way

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Thatoneginger 0

Sounds like some one has been watching to much Anime...

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Vaati_fml 20

24 - There's no such thing as too much anime.

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DjeePee 24

A Nazi helicopter? Right. Well, ninja, as you should know: if your enemy is too strong for you, running is better than fighting.

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budnut 10

Real ninjas don't run from fights they FINISH THEM

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Colonel_Lexi 18

Am I the only one who thought about Mortal Kombat when I read this? "FINISH HIM!"

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thiscrazything 1

Tennis racket always works for me. You can have fun, and perfect your swing while you slice and dice. Works like a charm.

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InDenial 6

In Australia, we have these devices that are tennis racquets but the strings are electric so when you turn it on it is used to smack insects and hopefully zap them to death :3

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MissMae93 23

Strange, we have those in Canada too. Could it be that this incredible invention has gone global?! *sarcastic gasp followed by a facepalm*

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