Transportation: Today, I got into my car after a long shift at work. When I looked...

By Katrin - 30/10/2011 19:13 - Norway

Today, I got into my car after a long shift at work. When I looked in my rear view mirror, a horrifyingly evil face grinned at me from the back window. I leaped out of the car, only to be chased around by two people in clown masks. It turned out to be a prank set up by my co-workers. FML

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By copshop - 10/11/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML

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By parkingisawesome - 06/05/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

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Classic sting

By Anonymous - 25/01/2021 23:01 - Canada

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to prank my friend. When he came to pick me up in his car, I pulled up my mask, put on my toque, got in the back seat and yelled "This is a robbery! Don't talk! Drive now!" I'd hopped in the back of the wrong car. FML

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Freakout

By ParanoidFreak - 31/12/2009 09:31 - United States

Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML

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Get them away from me

By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 16:27 - United States

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

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By NeverLookingAgain - 30/12/2015 04:16 - United States

Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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By Groom - 30/11/2008 10:51 - France

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

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Public freakout

By erineilis - 16/08/2011 14:22 - United States

Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

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riceicle1 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:50

Why did you get out your car? I would have hit reverse xD

beerankin 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:49

I mean, it is Halloween. But you shouldn't try to give your friends a heart attack. That sucks tho

Comments

Nickel05 15

Monday 31 October 2011 13:07

i would have stayed in my car and slammed it into reverse. they would deserve it for not thinking that you could react that way.

Brooding99 15

Monday 31 October 2011 13:12

Awesome!!!!!!!!!

FMLsOhilarious 6

Monday 31 October 2011 13:14

You got out the car? You would've died in a horror movie.

TrolHard 1

Monday 31 October 2011 14:16

There lucky they dont have me for a co-worker.. 1 word.. M4 anyway why the hell would you jump OUT of the car? Youre the dumb blond/brunette chick that i yell at during the movie but always some how survives. I mean the black guy is ALWAYS more aware and smarter, but nope. He dies before everyone.

singmyangel 4

Monday 31 October 2011 16:04

**** that shit.

monkji10 0

Monday 31 October 2011 17:30

And that's why you carry a gun.

Paiggeerr7 0

Monday 31 October 2011 20:34

I still don't understand why you would get out of the safety of your car into the scariness of masked clowns. Must be white cuz only white people do stupid shit like that